Today is Eid al-Adha, a Muslim religious festival to celebrate the time God told Abraham to knife his son Ismael and then went "PSYCHE" just before Abraham actually did it.
Quiz:
What do you get when you stab a baby in the eye with a fork?
A.) An erection.
B.) A sense of regret.
Mostly As: You are Ian Huntley.
Mostly Bs: That must mean you've done it. BUSTED.
